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Welcome to the worldwide Santacon nexus, the orginal resource for Santarchy events across the globe.

Every December for the last 18 years Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.

It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos organized by the Cacophony Society. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.

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New Zealand Santa’s (allegedly) Run Amok!

posted by Santa Melmoth on December 18th, 2005

News Reports on Santas in Auckland, New Zealand

Just because criminals use ski-masks (or santa suits in this case) doesn’t mean everyone wearing a ski mask is a criminal. We (the maintainters of santarchy.com) haven’t been in a red suit since 1998. We’re retired. Out of control Santas’s in your town? Blame society. We did this event to have fun and toy with the goofy cultural archetypes represented in X-mas imagery. Is this a political Statement? Not on your life. If bunch of Frat Dorks use this idea & imagery to terrorize their town — it’s not our business. News reports notwithstanding, the truth as to motives and even actual incidents is rarely presented in these often exaggerated press accounts. Santa should spred good cheer. If he doesn’t, spank him! Or send him to jail!

Hysteria is the meat of the internet.

- Santa Melmoth & Santa Squid

UPDATE 1: The Radio New Zealand interview is now online

UPDATE 2: STUFF article on Auckland Santas has more accurate reporting