Santarchy!
What The Ho?

Welcome to the worldwide Santacon nexus, the orginal resource for Santarchy events across the globe.

Every December for the last 15 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.

It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.

You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!

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Santarchy! Mini-FAQ

  1. For the most part Santarchy! is an archive only. We don't do any active planning on this website, however we will mention upcoming Santacons that have their information posted online.

  2. If you are looking for Santacon planning info, try contacting your local lodge of The Cacophony Society or the Santacon and Santarchy tribes.

  3. We do not condone or encourage any kind of vandalism or violence at a Santacon event. Our santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise or do harm to others.

  4. Santarchy is not a movement, that's what you do in the bathroom. In addition to that, the annual Santacon events are not a protest against Christmas or commercialization. Really, it's just a bunch of santas getting together to have a good time.

  5. We do not provide or sell any stock photos or video footage and all images on this website are copyright of their owners. If you want to use any photos or videos on this website, please contact the owner directly.

  6. We do not do interviews with the media and so on. We're not actively involved with organizing any of the Santacon events (see #1), so if you are looking for people to interview, try contacting the organizers of various regional Santacon events.

  7. We have absolutly nothing to do with any idiot santas you may have heard about in New Zealand. Contrary to misreporting by the media, they are not associated Santarchy or the Santacon events.

  8. If you came here looking for Chuck Palahniuk, he's the one drinking cheap tequila over here.

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Who?

This site is maintained by Santa Squid (retired), with occasional input from Santa Melmoth (retired), both veterans of the great Santa wars 1994-98.

With special guest bloggers Santa de Nada & o'Santa Bin Laden

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Santacon 2008

posted by Santa Squid on October 15th, 2008

Here are some of the cities that have been targeted for a Santarchy invasion in December 2008. If you are organizing a Santacon, let us know and we will add your link to the list.

Please Note: We only list Santacon events that have information online for us to link to and we only list actual Santacon events, not general Santa themed events, fundraisers, etc.

 

November 26th

 
BOULDER, CO

 

December 5th

 
NORFOLK, VA

 

December 6th

 
ASHEVILLE, NC

 
HOUSTON, TX

 
LOS ANGELES, CA
- Los Angeles Times

 
MADISON, WI
- The Daily Page

 
MUNICH, GERMANY

 
PORTLAND, OR
- All Things Considered, NPR

 
SACRAMENTO, CA

 
SANTA FE, NM

 
WASHINGTON, DC

 

December 12th

 
BELLINGHAM, WA

 
KONA, HI

 
MANAMA, BAHRAIN

 

December 13th

 
AUSTIN, TX
- The Austin American-Statesman
- Steve Hopson

 
CALGARY, AB

 
CHICAGO, IL
- Chris Gartmann

 
CINCINNATI, OH

 
CORVALLIS, OR

 
DALLAS, TX

 
GREENSBORO, NC

 
HONG KONG

 
HONOLULU, HI

 
LONDON, UK

 
MONTREAL, QC

 
NASHVILLE, TN

 
NEW ORLEANS, LA
- principaltarget

 
NEW YORK, NY
- Bill Cunningham, On the Street, The New York Times
- Kaax
- pazzmanmusic
- GammaBlog

 
ORLANDO, FL

 
OSLO, NORWAY

 
OTTAWA, ON

 
PARIS, FRANCE

 
PASADENA, CA

 
PERTH, AUSTRALIA

 
PITTSBURGH, PA

 
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
- Laughing Squid
- Geek Entertainment TV (GETV)
- WHAT IM SEEING
- The San Francisco Citizen
- SFist
- The Snitch (SF Weekly)
- Santa’s Little Secret Service
- Eddie Codel
- Mitchell Aidelbaum
- Berderp
- M2
- Steve Rhodes
- Sandwich Girl
- Enric Teller
- Stephen
- Joe
- Santa Spaz
- SeenyaRita
- Jen Fogg
- Kevco
- Aaron
- James Reffell
- Grodeen
- Jennifer Simpson
- Lisa Sculati

 
SANTA BARBARA, CA

 
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA

 
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN

 
TULSA, OK

 
VANCOUVER, BC

 
VICTORIA, BC

 
VIENNA, AUSTRIA

 
YAKIMA, WA

 

December 19th

 
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL

 
LOUISVILLE, KY

 
ROCHESTER, NY

 

December 20th

 
ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA

 
ATLANTA, GA

 
BOSTON, MA

 
BEIJING, CHINA

 
BEND, OR

 
COLORADO SRPINGS, CO

 
DAYTON, OH
- Dayton Daily News

 
DENVER, CO

 
DETROIT, MI

 
DUBLIN, IRELAND

 
EUGENE, OR

 
LOUISVILLE, KY

 
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA

 
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO
- Santarquia 2008

 
MONROE, MI

 
NEW HAVEN, CT
- New Haven Register
- New Haven Independent

 
PHILADELPHIA, PA

 
PHOENIX, AZ

 
ST. LOUIS

 
SAN DIEGO, CA

 
SEATTLE, WA

 
ST. PAUL

 
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA

 
TOKYO, JAPAN

 
TORONTO, ON

 

TULSA, OK

 

December 21rd

 
MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA

 
VENTURA, CA

 

December 23rd

 
SECOND LIFE

 

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