Santarchy!
What The Ho?

Every December for the last 14 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.

It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.

You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!

Santacon 2007


Santacon 2007 Information
and Event Coverage

Santarchy! Mini-FAQ

  1. For the most part Santarchy! is an archive only. We don't do any active planning on this website, however we will mention upcoming Santacons that have their information posted online.

  2. If you are looking for Santacon planning info, try contacting your local lodge of The Cacophony Society or the Santacon and Santarchy tribes.

  3. We do not condone or encourage any kind of vandalism or violence at a Santacon event. Our santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise or do harm to others.

  4. Santarchy is not a movement, that's what you do in the bathroom. In addition to that, the annual Santacon events are not a protest against Christmas or commercialization. Really, it's just a bunch of santas getting together to have a good time.

  5. We do not provide or sell any stock photos or video footage and all images on this website are copyright of their owners. If you want to use any photos or videos on this website, please contact the owner directly.

  6. We do not do interviews with the media and so on. We're not actively involved with organizing any of the Santacon events (see #1), so if you are looking for people to interview, try contacting the organizers of various regional Santacon events.

  7. We have absolutly nothing to do with any idiot santas you may have heard about in New Zealand. Contrary to misreporting by the media, they are not associated Santarchy or the Santacon events.

  8. If you came here looking for Chuck Palahniuk, he's the one drinking cheap tequila over here.

Santacon History

The Early Years

Santacon Archives
Santarchy Resources
Blog Archives
Submit to Santarchy

Do you have a santacon website you would like to add to the archives?

Contact us at:

hohoho AT santarchy DOT com

Make sure to mention what which city it took place in.

Santacon Videos

"You'd Better Watch Out:
Portland Santacon '96"

Weird America's San Francisco Santacon '95

Who?

This site is maintained by Santa Squid (retired), with occasional input from Santa Melmoth (retired), both veterans of the great Santa wars 1994-98.

With special guest bloggers Santa de Nada & o'Santa Bin Laden

Santa's Bag


2004

ANTARCTICA (MCMURDO STATION)

AUCKLAND

AUSTIN

Santa Rampage 2004 (Steve Hopson)

BARCELONA

CHICAGO

DENVER

Billy’s Holiday Santarchy 2004 (Guerrilla Queer Bar)

DETROIT

DetroitSantarchy 2004 (Detroit Santarchy)
Putting the oi in joy (Metro Times Detroit)

FORT LAUDERDALE

HELSINKI

Santa Rampage 2004 (Skuduu Enterprises)
Santa Rampage 2004 (Santa Rampage Helsinki)

IOWA CITY

LONDON

Santacon UK 2004 (Santacon UK)
Santacon 2004 @ London (Steven)

LOS ANGELES

SANTACON 2004 (Gigsville)
SantaCon 2004 (Santa_smut)
SantaCon 2004 LA (Curious Josh)
Los Angeles SantaCon 2004 (Santa Saam)
SantaCon 2004 (Christopher Johnson)
SantaCon 2004 (Smiley Santa)
SantaCon 04 LA (Drastic DIY Fashions)

MADISON

NEW YORK CITY

New York City 2004 (santacon.com)
“No Saints in Sight as These Santas Get Their Jollies” (New York Times)
“Boozy Santas play merry hell” (Herald Sun, Australia)
Santacon 2004 (Ray Olivares)
santacon 2004 (smudge)
Santacon 2004 (KaaX)
Santacon 2004 (Slimehag)
2004 NYC Santacon (Santa Ed)
SantaCon 2004 (Santa GammaBlaBlog)
SantaCon 2004, New York City (Christopher Ditto)
SantaCon 2004 (Santa lenin)
NYC Santacon 2004 (Costume Network)
Santacon NYC 2004
SantaCon (Shaun Peterson)
SantaCon 2004 (SantAbby)

OKLAHOMA CITY

OTTAWA

SantaGate (Super Santa)
SantaGate (review) (FireDollJamie)

PORTLAND

Santacon 2004 (Portland Cacophony Society)
The Bipolar Express (CulturePulp)
SantaCon 2004 (Wm Leler)
SantaCon ‘04 (Santa Al)
SantaCon ‘04 (Sant’ Jayknee)
Portland SantaCon (Santa Sally)

RENO

SantaCon04 Reno (Mark Ballew)

ST. LOUIS

Santarchy | St. Louis 2004 (Aural Fixation)

SACRAMENTO

Critical Santas - 2004 (Sacramento Cacophony)

SAN FRANCISCO

Santa SF 2004 (JX Bell)
Santarchy 04 (Evil Pete)
attk of the santas (Hep)
Santacon (Chip Chipman)
Santarchy 2004 (Internebbish)
SF Santarchy 2004 (Frog)
SantaCon SF 2004 (Santa Spaz)
Santcon2004 (Know Matter What)
SantaCon 2004 (Santess Red)
Sanarchy04 (San-a-terry)

SEATTLE

Santarchy! 2004 (Guerrilla Masquerade Party)
Bad Santas (David Stewart)
Santarchy (Nadav)
Santarchy @ Nite (Nadav 2)
Seattle Santarchy 2004 (Santa Helga Smoochavich)
Santarchy 2004 (Shawna)
Santacon (Nipper)

STATE COLLEGE PA

TOKYO

TORONTO

TUSCALOOSA

SantaCon (ltmr.net)

WASHINGTON DC

DC Santarchy 2004 (Becauseitsfun.com)

WINNIPEG

Santacon 2004 (Winterpeg Santarchy)