Santarchy!
What The Ho?

Every December for the last 14 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.

It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.

You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!

Santacon 2007


Santacon 2007 Information
and Event Coverage

Santarchy! Mini-FAQ

  1. For the most part Santarchy! is an archive only. We don't do any active planning on this website, however we will mention upcoming Santacons that have their information posted online.

  2. If you are looking for Santacon planning info, try contacting your local lodge of The Cacophony Society or the Santacon and Santarchy tribes.

  3. We do not condone or encourage any kind of vandalism or violence at a Santacon event. Our santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise or do harm to others.

  4. Santarchy is not a movement, that's what you do in the bathroom. In addition to that, the annual Santacon events are not a protest against Christmas or commercialization. Really, it's just a bunch of santas getting together to have a good time.

  5. We do not provide or sell any stock photos or video footage and all images on this website are copyright of their owners. If you want to use any photos or videos on this website, please contact the owner directly.

  6. We do not do interviews with the media and so on. We're not actively involved with organizing any of the Santacon events (see #1), so if you are looking for people to interview, try contacting the organizers of various regional Santacon events.

  7. We have absolutly nothing to do with any idiot santas you may have heard about in New Zealand. Contrary to misreporting by the media, they are not associated Santarchy or the Santacon events.

  8. If you came here looking for Chuck Palahniuk, he's the one drinking cheap tequila over here.

Santacon History

The Early Years

Santacon Archives
Santarchy Resources
Blog Archives
Submit to Santarchy

Do you have a santacon website you would like to add to the archives?

Contact us at:

hohoho AT santarchy DOT com

Make sure to mention what which city it took place in.

Santacon Videos

"You'd Better Watch Out:
Portland Santacon '96"

Weird America's San Francisco Santacon '95

Who?

This site is maintained by Santa Squid (retired), with occasional input from Santa Melmoth (retired), both veterans of the great Santa wars 1994-98.

With special guest bloggers Santa de Nada & o'Santa Bin Laden

Santa's Bag


2005

ANN ARBOR & YPSILANTI

Zombie Claus 2005
zombie claus redux (Mark Maynard)
I Survived Zombie Claus 2005 (Suds & Soliloquies)
Zombies Attack!! (Sam’s Thoughts)
Zombie Claus Exposé (The Corpus Callosum)
Zombie Claus, Elvis, bagpipers…I think I need help, Doctor (The Ann Arbor News)

AUCKLAND

AUSTIN

BERLIN

Santacon 2005 Berlin (santacon.de)
Santacon Berlin 2005 + photos (ENergylog)

BOSTON

CANADA

CHICAGO

Chicago Santa Rampage, 2005 (Devin Breen)
Santa Kong 2005 (morgandotcom.com)
Santarchy was a bust (Metroblogging Chicago)
Calling All Bad Santas (Chicagoist)
Second Annual Chicago Santarchy (metromix.com, Chicago Tribune)

DETROIT

HELSINKI

Santa Rampage Helsinki (Skuduu Enterprises)

HOUSTON

LONDON

London Santacon 2005 (NK Guy)
SantaCon 2005 (Shangrila Santa)
Santarchy in the UK (David J. Bradshaw)
London SantaCon (DonKing Santa)
Santacon 2005 (Santa Offline)
Santacon 2005 (Willis)
Santa Skate 2005 (LondonSkaters)

LOS ANGELES

MADISON

NASHVILLE

NEW YORK CITY

Santacon 2005 (Ray Olivares)
2005 Santacon - NYC (Ed Barnas)
Santacon Brings Santarchy To New York (NBC6 South Florida)
Hundreds participate in NY SantaCon (Xinhua News Agency, China)
Drinking Santas storm the Seaport (Downtown Express, Lower Manhattan)
Santacon (Edwina Hay)
SantaCon ‘05 (Shaun Peterson)
Santacon 2005 (Laney B)
Santacon 2005 (KaaX)
Santacon 2005 NYC (John Meloy)
USA Santacon (Michael Harlan Turkell)
Santacon New York (Dr. Kat Kringle and Elf Steven)
Santa Stumble - NYC (GammaBlog)

OKLAHOMA CITY

The first rule of Santacon is…. (The Edmond Sun, Edmond, OK)
xsanity (Santa Xian)

OTTAWA

PITTSBURGH

Santarchy Pittsburgh (Santa Noise)
SantaRchy 2005 (Santa Ted Williams)
Santarchy 2005 (Brian Maloney)
Santarchy! (I heart PGH)
Pittsburgh Santarchy (Santa Larkin)
Pittsburgh Santarchy ‘05 (Old St. Nick)

PORTLAND

Santacon 2005 (Portland Cacophony Society)
Better run and hide, Virginia (PortlandTribune)
Yes, There is a Santa Mob (The Portland Mercury)
santaconspiracy (Santa Trainwreck)
Portland Santacon 2005 (AlBob)
Portland Santacon 2005 (bittersweet being)
Portland SantaCon 2005 (Wm Leler)
Portland Santacon 2005 (Santa Bigboote’)
Portland Santacon 2005 (DarkLady)
Santacon 2005 (Robyn Brown)
Santacon 2005 (Santa PooPoo)
Santacon (Shane)

SACRAMENTO

Sacramento Santa (Molly Golightly)

ST. LOUIS

St. Louis Santarchy 2005 (Sarah Cross)
Santarchy | St. Louis 2005 (Aural Fixation)

SAN FRANCISCO

Santarchy 05 (Evil Pete)
Santarchy (Danger Ranger)
SF Santacon 2005 (Preppypunk)
SF Santacon 2005 Portraits (Preppypunk)
SF Santarchy 2005 (Dav)
Santarchy 2005 (Frog)
Santarchy2005 (Kissinger Santa)
Santarchy 2005 (KnowMatterWhat)
santacon 2005 SF (Serge Beaulieu)

SEATTLE

santarchy 2005 (Patrick Danforth)
SantaCon Seattle - 2005 (Zoey Pants)
Seattle Santa Con 2005 (shitboxdodge.com)
Seattle Santarchy 2005 (cheeseandbeer.com)

STATE COLLEGE, PA

STOCKHOLM

Santarchy 2005 (Lennart Wallander)

TOKYO

Are You Ready For Tokyo Santarchy? (Scratchin the Surface…)
Santarchy Tokyo 2005 & After Party Photos (TheJointToHeaven)
Santarchy Tokyo 2005 (Shdwspn)
Santarchy TOKYO (ijinden)
Santarchy TOKYO 2005 (cabcab)
Santarchy Night 2005 (cabcab)
Santarchy2005@Tokyo (nafnafnahoo)
SantarchyTokyo2005 (buriburibontakun)

TORONTO

VANCOUVER

Santas gone wild (Vancouver Sun)
SantaCon 2005 (miss ellaneous)
Santacon Vancouver 2005
santacon
Santacon - 2005 (Santanonymous)
SantaCon 2005 (WeatherAClause)
Santa Con Van 2k5
Santacon 2005 (Raver Santa)

WASHINGTON DC

DC Santarchy 2005 (Becauseitsfun.com)
Santarchy DC 2005 (ATZ OK)
Santarchy DC-05 (primofex)
Santarchy 2005 Part 1 and Santarchy 2005 Part 2 (guitargirll)

WINNIPEG

Better watch out! rogue Santas hit town (The Winnipeg Free Press)