[inline:1]Santa is coming early this year…actually, the Santas are coming early this year and they are bringing with them a little bit of Anarchy. Santarchy 2005 will grip Madison on December 10 featuring a bus load of Santas traveling around the cit…

http://www.yofun.net/animations/santagetsbusted_content.html

This puts New Zealanders to shame. Bad Santa.

Very Bad Santa.

and don’t let those psychobabble kids
stop you even for a cincinatti second!

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What happened in Aukland has nothing to do with anyone associated with this site or any Santacon that has taken place for the past 12 years. You’re in the wrong place if your intention is to place blame on Santacon demystifying a childhood icon. No one is sullying the name of Santa here. Just having fun with the jolly ole boy. Nothing more, nothing less.

(All together now) Ho Ho Ho and awaaaaaay we go

The news story I read posted this site’s URL as the ‘home’ for these morons. If you are truly no longer acting in idiotic ways while dressed as Santa, then those of you who aren’t need not be offended, as I was NOT talking about you.

To further make a couple things clear.

1) I am NOT a Christian–or anything else.

2) I happen to think that people who act like idiots around kids are jerks of a high order.

3) I was aksed who said anything about the ‘movement’ being christian, or hurting kids. . . The news story on Reuters, that is who. Again, if it doesn’t apply to YOU, then neither do my comments. As for harming kids; prematurely taking away, or spewing ‘mud’ on a child’s view of their mythological figures does them harm.

As for those of you who are merely having good clean fun in a cheesy suit, in all adult gatherings, or clean fun in a gathering where the kids KNOW that it is just ‘normal’ (haha) adults in cheap costumes, and in no way reflecting poorly upon their mythology… more power to ya.

Sure I can take a joke, but what I read was nothing to laugh at. Blame Reuters! http://reuters.iwon.com//article/20051219/2005-12-19T164553Z_01_EIC949001_RTRIDST_0_ODD-NEWZEALAND-SANTA-DC.html

Can ya get a “ho?”… Sure, but I don’t know if ya can do better.

Once again, the use of Santa and Christmas are co-opted by the Christian “right” to the exclusion of all other faiths and cultural groups. In response, Santa has issued the following statement for immediate release:

“Attention all Christmas devotees and opponents. I have been advised by my legal counsel to clarify my long-standing policy of equal opportunity employment and cultural diversity.

At this, the beginnings of the 21st century, I am pleased to see that the overwhelming commercialism of Christmas has expanded a once-religious holiday from a single night of worship to a season of cheer, boozy dairy drinks, and overeating that all people can enjoy. The fact that the US’s economy pretty much depends on the Christmas sales cycle is a bonus.

Mazel tov!

SANTA IS NOW A

You broke the code! Santarchy is, in fact, but the first spice filled volley against the bright, shiny and easily digested package of christian values under society’s collective tree. As SANTA is the embodiment of christmas’s true purpose, we plan to wage war against it for the hearts and minds of children everywhere. Once the image of SANTA has been sullied beyond all redemption, the little ones will face a bleak future devoid of spiritual purpose and will be ripe for exploitation in our Extreme Labor Facility (ELF) workshops.

The yule time reckoning is almost upon us. Can I get a ‘Ho’?

Geez – can’t anyone take a joke around here?

You are merely thugs, thieves and hoodlums, but worse, you idiots do it in a manner that harms children by attacking a beloved figure in many children’s lives.

You CLAIM to be doing this for CHRISTIAN reasons?!?!?!? NO WAY. The people you hurt the most are CHRISTIAN kids!!!!!!! I reufuse to put online the words that I feel truly describe you, lest a child make their way here, but you can guess what they would be. I cannot think of many folks that I would find more deserving of contempt. You are right down there with child molesters and other SCUM of the Earth!

http://ktla.trb.com/news/local/la-me-santa18dec18,0,7005335.story?coll=ktla-newslocal-1

the same article appears in todays LA times page B3 with three rather large photos.

Remember Santa, all I ever wanted for x-mas is Hookers and Blow. Please see that my wish is full filled.

–SantaGoat