Santarchy!
What The Ho?

Every December for the last 14 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.

It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.

You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!

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Santacon 2007 Information
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Santarchy! Mini-FAQ

  1. For the most part Santarchy! is an archive only. We don't do any active planning on this website, however we will mention upcoming Santacons that have their information posted online.

  2. If you are looking for Santacon planning info, try contacting your local lodge of The Cacophony Society or the Santacon and Santarchy tribes.

  3. We do not condone or encourage any kind of vandalism or violence at a Santacon event. Our santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise or do harm to others.

  4. Santarchy is not a movement, that's what you do in the bathroom. In addition to that, the annual Santacon events are not a protest against Christmas or commercialization. Really, it's just a bunch of santas getting together to have a good time.

  5. We do not provide or sell any stock photos or video footage and all images on this website are copyright of their owners. If you want to use any photos or videos on this website, please contact the owner directly.

  6. We do not do interviews with the media and so on. We're not actively involved with organizing any of the Santacon events (see #1), so if you are looking for people to interview, try contacting the organizers of various regional Santacon events.

  7. We have absolutly nothing to do with any idiot santas you may have heard about in New Zealand. Contrary to misreporting by the media, they are not associated Santarchy or the Santacon events.

  8. If you came here looking for Chuck Palahniuk, he's the one drinking cheap tequila over here.

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Make sure to mention what which city it took place in.

Santacon Videos

"You'd Better Watch Out:
Portland Santacon '96"

Weird America's San Francisco Santacon '95

Who?

This site is maintained by Santa Squid (retired), with occasional input from Santa Melmoth (retired), both veterans of the great Santa wars 1994-98.

With special guest bloggers Santa de Nada & o'Santa Bin Laden

Santa's Bag



Stuff Article On Auckland Santas

posted by Santa Squid on December 20th, 2005

New Zealand news website STUFF has a much more in-depth and accurate report on what actually happened at the Auckland Santa event: “Auckland police hope Santa mayhem a one-off”

Part of the article quotes Alex Dyer, organizer/spokesman for the event:

Alex Dyer, who organised the Santa spree, explained the antics as a group of men who liked having a drink and a laugh.

“It doesn’t mean anything and it’s not against anyone. It’s just having fun. That’s what life’s about.”

While Mr Dyer did not condone illegal behaviour, he washed his hands of any responsibility.

“I can’t physically restrain people from doing stupid things. I can’t say, ‘okay 50 drunk men, all listen to me: Please, nobody do anything stupid’.

“If someone does something stupid and gets caught for it, that’s their problem.”

He said Saturday was not an anti-commercialisation protest.

“People do Santarchy in other countries, sure, and for them maybe that’s their aim, but with us we’re just dressing up as Santa and getting drunk. We just like booze.”

Mr Dyer said he had never been arrested, and he had never met the people who were arrested.

“I had a great time.”

6 Responses to “Stuff Article On Auckland Santas”

  1. pingback by Santarchy! (Santacon) » New Zealand Santa’s (allegedly) Run Amok!
    on Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 6:35 pm

    [...] UPDATE 2: STUFF article on Auckland Santas has more accurate reporting tags: santarchy, santacon, santa, santas, christmas, aukland, newzealand – posted by Santa Melmoth on Sunday, December 18th, 2005 | on this post [...]

  2. pingback by Santarchy! (Santacon) » New Zealand Santarchy Follow-Up
    on Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    [...] UPDATE 2: STUFF article on Auckland Santas has more accurate reporting [...]

  3. pingback by Santarchy! (Santacon) » Radio New Zealand Interview
    on Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 6:38 pm

    [...] « Chewbacca Sings! Stuff Article On Auckland Santas » [...]

  4. comment by Jim Graham
    on Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 6:49 pm

    Oh man, you guys are in league with terrorists:

    http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/FA4E9FDA-1FDF-40FD-872D-29214FB08F88.htm

  5. comment by Andy Soprano
    on Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 at 2:40 am

    Smile…you just made The Late Show with Dave Letterman (Mon 19-Dec, right before Jim Carrey).

    Great job.

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